Time to suck it up and update anyone who cares about how being a professional author is going. I started attempting this seriously in November 2016, so it’s been about eight months. First of all: Hello to Georgianna (what a cool name.) I was afraid it might be creepy to use your personal email address,Continue reading “Updates on the Fledgling Author”
Or; When It’s Tempting to Quit
How to write The Hook in your query letter
I’m sitting on the couch, laughing because this part of the Terry Pratchett book is hilarious. In some place like a library or coffee shop I would get strange looks, maybe a smile. From my partner . . . not even a glance. He’s so used to it he’s learned to tune it out. We’ve beenContinue reading “A Three Step Path to Acceptance When Your Partner is Not a Bookworm Too”
You will be rejected in many different flavors.
My article on Mamalode.com about translating what you say in Mommy to Toddler speak is up, and I get paid depending on views. (I.e. no views=no pay). So I’m putting the link up here. I maybe get a view (thank you!) and you get a fun five minute read that includes the words “howler monkey” andContinue reading “Freelance Writing, On The Side”
How do I manage to write full time and also be a full time mom? The short answer: I don’t. These two engagements do not happily co-exist. Any articles out there that confirm you can have kids at home all day and a writing job all day are glossing right over several very important details. Similar to advising tourists toContinue reading “3 Rules for Authors Who Are Full Time Parents”
*By “Guaranteed” I mean “I have no idea, take these suggestions at your own risk, this list is just for fun, please don’t sue me when it isn’t fail safe and doesn’t work”* In a pure and noble world we would be able to write as an expression of our deepest souls, to share theContinue reading “15 Sparkly Fun Fail Safe Ways to Get People to Buy Your Book, Guaranteed*”
At what point can I say with confidence that I am an author?